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Reeking of Awesomeosity ... END OF YEAR AWARDS |
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Little Guido |
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Aug 15, 04 - 9:02 PM |
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Now the end of the year is here. The voting is useless and we can now see who will win the awards! And the story goes....
Batting Average
Chris Thorn... Ridiculously atop the league in a ridiculous manner... He stacks the field with his family and nazi cousins who shoot any and all fielders who dare get in the way of his softballs ( I use the term loosely). This man should be drug out onto the street and shot
RBIs
Victor Andrade.... His RBIs are about as legitimate as governor mcgreevey's sexuality. What good are RBIs in a league that puts everyone that bats ahead of you on base intentionally...Besides all that means is that whoever bats ahead of Victor is the hot hand for the week, taking no talent on his part.
WINS
Victor Andrade.... Refer to RBIs
Homeru
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Jesus (AKA Jason Freda) ... Now heres a man you can set your watch to. The only man to legitimately win a catagory through sheer power and brute strength alone. Anyone trying to play down this catagory, I refer them to the exact same meatball pitches they receive that this man does while batting. Weakness on their part? I think so... Only a mop topped Samson can posess more power than this gentile giant.
Most Improved Cup Size
Paul Dispensa..... Need i say more. and with much power at hte plate to boot
Most Improved Statistically
Mike Dondero..... Nipple rings do serve a purpose.. hes actually not a strikeout threat every time he gets to the plate this year
Highest Perspiration Rate per game
Matt Thorn... YAHOOOOOOO Topping Paul Dispensa
Largest Drop off in Attitude Toward Softball
Mike Ferri... Ever since The Thorns became a weekly tradition this young go getter has let himself drop into a shame spiral of goo.. Mike where have all the cowboys gone????!!??!?!
And most importantly... The "F U C K SUNDAY SOFTBALL, I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE" champion...
A TIE
Tony Nittoli - Lauren Frey.... Nittoli didnt even give softball the time of day even once...however Lauren Frey has the slight edge since securing a boyfriend, having only attended one game since doing so.... You two will be sorely missed and keep up the F U C K I N G good work!!!
BADA BING BADA BOOM BETTY BOOP |
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