Well I've well and truly been found out, no hiding place.

Good to know that friends are not to far away.

To be a true affiliated member of the Desford S.A.S.

Men must tap your forehead with their left hand, while scratching your balls with their right hand, on meeting.

Women use their right hand to scratch their arse, while squeezing your bollicks with their left hand, on meeting.

Women meeting other women members shout slapper.
When greeting any other female members.

Those Who Dare Blank.

Hello Big John
You can't run and you can't hide from us neither
btw,a cool site

Morning Ray.

No hiding place, just like my fishing, no fish.